Santa Claus, Saint or Felon?

Striking a thinking pose while wearing Chucks (2000)

So on the night of the 24th some fat guy in a red suit is supposed to break into millions of homes by squeezing through a chimney that at most is two feet wide and at least two inches. Oh, he is supposed to walk on an icy roof with a sack full of toys […]

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Tony’s Test Anxiety

Chad Leigh Kluck

The clock turned and twisted as it marked the passing seconds. Seconds at times an eternity but now spinning off the clock and into the drain near the fish tank. Drip, drip, drip went the seconds, down, down, down the drain. The fish, Neptune by name, mimicked the sound with his mouth as he watched […]

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Exorcise Your Computer

Me thinking in my father's study (1998)

According to some sort of report given by some sort of prestigious newspaper, 25% of the computers in the United States have been physically abused by their users.  I find this alarming.  Anyone who has dealt with a computer knows that the inanimate box sometimes seems out to get the user by deleting or corrupting […]

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A Toast at the First Thanksgiving

Striking a thinking pose while wearing Chucks (2000)

What were the pilgrims thankful for at the first thanksgiving? We’ve heard the stories, now read the text which I have thankfully recreated here.

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As The World Groans Episode III

Chad Leigh Kluck

It is now time for another As the World Groans. When we last left Barnes, he had poisoned his mother Mrs. Gilgor and revealed that his fiancée Lisa was actually his mother’s arch nemesis Heather, who had killed three of Mrs. Gilgor’s husbands, including, but not proven, Frank, whose spirit inhabits Mrs. Gilgor’s mansion.  Lisa […]

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Public Displays

Striking a thinking pose while wearing Chucks (2000)

Call me old fashioned, but I am one who strives for decency. If it is not in the bath or Sistine Chapel, it must have clothes on. I, am, of course talking about art and human decency. Where is the fine line between art and smut? To me, if some­thing is in a holy place, […]

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