My Thoughts Editorial - Easter

This editorial does not necessarily reflect the views of the author, distributor, or advertisers of this fine column. Another holi...

As the World Groans, Episode II

One concept that soap operas do not have is time. When a week passes in our time, or normal time, only a day or so passes in soap ...

Death of a Slinky

Memories, in the corner of my mind... I lie in bed thinking of this song, daydreaming about the days I had something I now no long...

My Thoughts Editorial - I See the Light

This editorial does not necessarily reflect the views of its ad­vertisers. I usually get my news by reading a weekly news maga­zin...

V-Day, the Ugly Truth

A friend recently emailed me and told me that (and I quote): "You know those darn girlfriends just get in the way of our selfishne...

Fixing the Y2K Problem

As some of you may know, there is controversy over the fact that since the first year of the A.D. era was A.D. 1, the new mil­lenn...

I'll Be Home with Bells On

Christmas is upon us. Kids are on break from school, shop­pers scurry to find gifts at stores only to find empty shelves, and fami...

Flight to Egypt

I was thinking the other day (Oh dear Lord no! Take shelter before these thoughts take shape!) about air travel. I feel that air t...

The Artist Formerly Known As Chad

I will soon be entering a new profession. Records. Not only records but CDs, tapes, and 8-Tracks. I hope to make it big in my new ...

Christmas Wish List

The day after Thanksgiving is traditionally known as the day after Thanksgiving. It is also known as the busiest shopping day of t...

Chad Kluck Turns 21

Today marks a milestone in my life. Five years ago when I turned sixteen, I achieved my freedom by being able to drive wherever my...

Answers, Precious Answers

Recently I was told that I have an answer for everything. This made me think as my ego grew bigger: Am I smart-minded or smart-mou...