Here I sit in the university library like a misplaced book. I have no clue where I am. I’ve tried retracing my steps, but that just lead to more unfamiliar territory. If you read this message, please be aware that I am sending it from a computer somewhere in a deserted room. I only wanted […]
I will say that when I found out I was married it was a shocker. There was no denying it, the mailing label said “Mrs. Chad Kluck” so it had to be for my significant other. But obviously if I had a wife she did not live at my address, or maybe she did and […]
Movies like the Killer Tomato four-part trilogy (Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Return of the Killer Tomatoes, Killer Tomatoes Strike Back, and Killer Tomatoes Eat France), Pulp Fiction, Mystery Science Theater 3000, and Fargo are viewed as cult classics because it takes intelligent individuals (such as me) who enjoy “B” and independent movies to enjoy […]
It is now time for another As the World Groans. When we last left Barnes, he had poisoned his mother Mrs. Gilgor and revealed that his fiancée Lisa was actually his mother’s arch nemesis Heather, who had killed three of Mrs. Gilgor’s husbands, including, but not proven, Frank, whose spirit inhabits Mrs. Gilgor’s mansion. Lisa […]
Call me old fashioned, but I am one who strives for decency. If it is not in the bath or Sistine Chapel, it must have clothes on. I, am, of course talking about art and human decency. Where is the fine line between art and smut? To me, if something is in a holy place, […]
This editorial does not necessarily reflect the view of any of its advertisers or even author. It seems to be of concern that the environment of our planet is going down the tube. We seem to blame ourselves for the devastation in the rain forests, depletion of the ozone layer, and warming the earth with […]
Simplify. Interesting word. Simple comes from the Latin word simplus, meaning one or single. Simplify, divided, is simple and -ifj. -Ify meaning, “to make,” in this case, to make simple. This word is also interesting to me because to simplify seems to me iffy. Iffy being slang for, “too many ifs complicating the matter.” Let’s […]
It has been a while since I’ve come forth with a conspiracy theory, so I figure it is due time I come forth with a conspiracy theory. Upon coming forth with my conspiracy theory, I must remind you that these conspiracy theories that I come forth with can be exaggerated. This means that these conspiracy […]